Question by I ♥ you!: please help!! URGENT!! ugh BOY problems!!?
ok so there is this guy… and we have known each other since we were babies. and have been really good friends… and he is a year older.
well on the last day of school i was standing there talking to two of my guy friends and he like went out of his way to come and talk to me.. and when we were all standing there talking i was messing with one of my guy friends phones trying to like put my number in or something and one of his friends came up and said
” I wouldn’t be flirting with other guys” (talking to me)
” oh haha and why is that”
” cause seth(guys name) can be a pretty jealous man”
(luckily) my phone started ringing
and seth turned red and walked off while i was on the phone

and i saw him a few times during the summer but we didn’t have time to talk..

and then this saturday our school had this thing called the “kick off supper” and it is just like an “introduction” into fall sports(volleyball,and football) and they introduce all the players and do an auction and all that. anyways everyone that was getting introduced was kept in a hallway until it was time for us to go in the main gym.. and i was talking to a new kid that was going to be in my grade… and he goes “haha do you know that guy” and nods his head in seth’s direction. and i look back and he is just sitting there staring at me… and it was just like a hateful stare…so i exchanged numbers with the new kid(his idea)

and then i went over to where seth was.. and said hi and all that and nothing was awkward.

then we finally got to go to the main gym and get announced. and we went to sit on the floor and i was going to sit beside my best friend but set slid in and took her place and started talking to me.. well then we both and got announced. well then the new kid sat beside me. and started talking to me and the convo went like this
“haha wow i’m nervous”(him)
” lol why” me
” well i don’t want to seem stalkerish”
“haha no you won’t”
then seth scoffed at my other side and i shot him a dirty look. haha then he gave me the cutest puppy dog face look
and then i turned back to the new kid and he asked me
“will you go to homecoming with me??”
and i actually kind of like him so i said
” well i would love to, but let me think about it”
and he said ok and walked off
then seth was like
him–”you know all he is doing is get in your pants”
me– “excuse me!”
him– “thats just how you come off”
me– ” and how do i come off?!”
him– ” like a ****”
me– “and what is that supposed to mean!”
him– “that you flirt with a lot of guys”
me– “umm no i don’t ”
him– ” look its nothing to get bent out of shape about”
me– “whatever i’m not a ****”
him– ” not a **** in your sense”
me– “what is my sense:
him– “sleeping/making out with a lot of guys”
me– ” then what kind of **** am i,and fyi, i’m still a virgin i’m 14 dumb ass!!??”
him– ” the pretty kind” then he winked at me..
then that conversation was pretty much over lol

then that night i got a foward from his little sister that said

“he is still crazy about you but you will lose him forever if you don’t send on to 9 girls”
so i just kind of ignored it for then and got on my myspace and he im’med me like right away

so i mean does he like me or what what do you think??

oh and if it is to confusing just tell me and i will add additional details and try to explain it better, i just woke up and like wrote everything down so just please tell me what you think )

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Answer by Piggy
TL;DR

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Question by I ♥ you!: so what do you think?? i need opinions!!fastt!! ugh boy problems!!?
ok so there is this guy… and we have known each other since we were babies. and have been really good friends… and he is a year older.
well on the last day of school i was standing there talking to two of my guy friends and he like went out of his way to come and talk to me.. and when we were all standing there talking i was messing with one of my guy friends phones trying to like put my number in or something and one of his friends came up and said
” I wouldn’t be flirting with other guys” (talking to me)
” oh haha and why is that”
” cause seth(guys name) can be a pretty jealous man”
(luckily) my phone started ringing
and seth turned red and walked off while i was on the phone

and i saw him a few times during the summer but we didn’t have time to talk..

and then this saturday our school had this thing called the “kick off supper” and it is just like an “introduction” into fall sports(volleyball,and football) and they introduce all the players and do an auction and all that. anyways everyone that was getting introduced was kept in a hallway until it was time for us to go in the main gym.. and i was talking to a new kid that was going to be in my grade… and he goes “haha do you know that guy” and nods his head in seth’s direction. and i look back and he is just sitting there staring at me… and it was just like a hateful stare…so i exchanged numbers with the new kid(his idea)

and then i went over to where seth was.. and said hi and all that and nothing was awkward.

then we finally got to go to the main gym and get announced. and we went to sit on the floor and i was going to sit beside my best friend but set slid in and took her place and started talking to me.. well then we both and got announced. well then the new kid sat beside me. and started talking to me and the convo went like this
“haha wow i’m nervous”(him)
” lol why” me
” well i don’t want to seem stalkerish”
“haha no you won’t”
then seth scoffed at my other side and i shot him a dirty look. haha then he gave me the cutest puppy dog face look
and then i turned back to the new kid and he asked me
“will you go to homecoming with me??”
and i actually kind of like him so i said
” well i would love to, but let me think about it”
and he said ok and walked off
then seth was like
him–”you know all he is doing is get in your pants”
me– “excuse me!”
him– “thats just how you come off”
me– ” and how do i come off?!”
him– ” like a slut”
me– “and what is that supposed to mean!”
him– “that you flirt with a lot of guys”
me– “umm no i don’t ”
him– ” look its nothing to get bent out of shape about”
me– “whatever i’m not a slut”
him– ” not a slut in your sense”
me– “what is my sense:
him– “sleeping/making out with a lot of guys”
me– ” then what kind of slut am i??”
him– ” the pretty kind” then he winked at me..
then that conversation was pretty much over lol

then that night i got a foward from his little sister that said

“he is still crazy about you but you will lose him forever if you don’t send on to 9 girls”
so i just kind of ignored it for then and got on my myspace and he im’med me like right away

so i mean does he like me or what what do you think??

oh and if it is to confusing just tell me and i will add additional details and try to explain it better, i just woke up and like wrote everything down so just please tell me what you think )

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Answer by Rain
LOL yess he likes you and seems sweet. go to homecoming with him (seth). dont sleep with lots of guys!!! making outs okay

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Question by cardinal: Ladies only…….what religion is your bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.

“Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?

“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple… The Catholic type supports the
masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps
them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.”

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out
what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs. B} Barely there. {C} Can’t Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen

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Answer by magπ
hee hee hee

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Question by : how to summary this……?
My father’s family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip,
my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more
explicit than Pip. So, I called myself Pip, and came to be called
Pip.

I give Pirrip as my father’s family name, on the authority of his
tombstone and my sister – Mrs. Joe Gargery, who married the
blacksmith. As I never saw my father or my mother, and never saw
any likeness of either of them (for their days were long before the
days of photographs), my first fancies regarding what they were
like, were unreasonably derived from their tombstones. The shape of
the letters on my father’s, gave me an odd idea that he was a
square, stout, dark man, with curly black hair. From the character
and turn of the inscription, “Also Georgiana Wife of the Above,” I
drew a childish conclusion that my mother was freckled and sickly.
To five little stone lozenges, each about a foot and a half long,
which were arranged in a neat row beside their grave, and were
sacred to the memory of five little brothers of mine – who gave up
trying to get a living, exceedingly early in that universal
struggle – I am indebted for a belief I religiously entertained
that they had all been born on their backs with their hands in
their trousers-pockets, and had never taken them out in this state
of existence.

Ours was the marsh country, down by the river, within, as the river
wound, twenty miles of the sea. My first most vivid and broad
impression of the identity of things, seems to me to have been
gained on a memorable raw afternoon towards evening. At such a time
I found out for certain, that this bleak place overgrown with
nettles was the churchyard; and that Philip Pirrip, late of this
parish, and also Georgiana wife of the above, were dead and buried;
and that Alexander, Bartholomew, Abraham, Tobias, and Roger, infant
children of the aforesaid, were also dead and buried; and that the
dark flat wilderness beyond the churchyard, intersected with dykes
and mounds and gates, with scattered cattle feeding on it, was the
marshes; and that the low leaden line beyond, was the river; and
that the distant savage lair from which the wind was rushing, was
the sea; and that the small bundle of shivers growing afraid of it
all and beginning to cry, was Pip.

“Hold your noise!” cried a terrible voice, as a man started up from
among the graves at the side of the church porch. “Keep still, you
little devil, or I’ll cut your throat!”

A fearful man, all in coarse grey, with a great iron on his leg. A
man with no hat, and with broken shoes, and with an old rag tied
round his head. A man who had been soaked in water, and smothered
in mud, and lamed by stones, and cut by flints, and stung by
nettles, and torn by briars; who limped, and shivered, and glared
and growled; and whose teeth chattered in his head as he seized me
by the chin.

“O! Don’t cut my throat, sir,” I pleaded in terror. “Pray don’t do
it, sir.”

“Tell us your name!” said the man. “Quick!”

“Pip, sir.”

“Once more,” said the man, staring at me. “Give it mouth!”

“Pip. Pip, sir.”

“Show us where you live,” said the man. “Pint out the place!”

I pointed to where our village lay, on the flat in-shore among the
alder-trees and pollards, a mile or more from the church.

The man, after looking at me for a moment, turned me upside down,
and emptied my pockets. There was nothing in them but a piece of
bread. When the church came to itself – for he was so sudden and
strong that he made it go head over heels before me, and I saw the
steeple under my feet – when the church came to itself, I say, I
was seated on a high tombstone, trembling, while he ate the bread
ravenously.

“You young dog,” said the man, licking his lips, “what fat cheeks
you ha’ got.”

I believe they were fat, though I was at that time undersized for
my years, and not strong.

“Darn me if I couldn’t eat em,” said the man, with a threatening
shake of his head, “and if I han’t half a mind to’t!”

I earnestly expressed my hope that he wouldn’t, and held tighter to
the tombstone on which he had put me; partly, to keep myself upon
it; partly, to keep myself from crying.

“Now lookee here!” said the man. “Where’s your mother?”

“There, sir!” said I.

He started, made a short run, and stopped and looked over his
shoulder.

“There, sir!” I timidly explained. “Also Georgiana. That’s my
mother.”

“Oh!” said he, coming back. “And is that your father alonger your
mother?”

“Yes, sir,” said I; “him too; late of this parish.”

“Ha!” he muttered then, considering. “Who d’y

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Answer by Jessica
I didnt read any of it xD.. but all you need for a summary is the main points of the story and whats important. Say what happened and why it happened without getting into too much detail. remember that retells and sumaries are different. Retells tell you everything that happened basically while a summary just tells the main points.

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Question by Atlas: Am I unattractive or just doing something wrong?
I have been single for over a year now (35, M) and am trying to meet new people, esp. women. I was never the really outgoing “ladies man” type of guy, in fact the few GFs I have had were the result of match.com or just starting off as friends. Well, I have struck out completely over 2 courses of match.com and am not meeting any women. While I may not be the best looking guy on earth, I am not fugly either (tall, great shape, decent looking etc). I keep hearing about how women hit on guys and ask them out, esp. nowadays, which got me thinking…women never approach me to flirt or ask me out when I’m out. Does that mean that I am just not attractive? This stinks, I try to go out, joined classes etc. and I still can’t meet any women, and the few times I do, they aren’t into me. Feel like giving up…but if I do that frankly I don’t want to be around anymore.

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Answer by Offensive To All
My best recommendation is a book that I’ve been reading. I don’t really need the tips or advice… but I’m enjoying it. It’s a good read.

Plus, if you listen, take in what’s being described and live by it… you’ll definitely see improvement in your dating life.

The name of the book is “The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists” by Neil Strauss

What do you have to lose?

One of the first things to consider is… the 3 second rule. You have 3 seconds after seeing a girl to walk over and talk to her. If you wait, you’ll overanalyse the situation and chicken out… plus you’ll look like you lack confidence and worse.

What do you really have to lose by strutting over and saying hello?

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Question by electric_eccentric: What was my dream trying to tell me?
I was pregnant. Like really pregnant. Everyone around me that I loved, thought I should put my baby up for adoption. Not because it was bad, but because I could share my gift with somebody else. But I wanted to keep it really badly. I loved it.

I kept calling it Yobe though. Looked it up… It’s from the bible. Job is sometimes written Yobe. “Ironically, righteous Job’s name, in Hebrew pronounced ee-yobe, means hated, or persecuted – not by The Lord, not by other humans, but by Satan because Job was a good and honest man.”

I really wish I had figured it out before I woke up. Though I wasn’t at all confused in the dream.

Also I am in no way, shape, or form in the slightest bit pregnant in real life.

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Answer by Stephen K
Pregnancy means dreams. You have a dream you believe in. People think you should give up that dream

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Question by electric_eccentric: What was my dream trying to tell me?
I was pregnant. Like really pregnant. Everyone around me that I loved, thought I should put my baby up for adoption. Not because it was bad, but because I could share my gift with somebody else. But I wanted to keep it really badly. I loved it.

I kept calling it Yobe though. Looked it up… It’s from the bible. Job is sometimes written Yobe. “Ironically, righteous Job’s name, in Hebrew pronounced ee-yobe, means hated, or persecuted – not by The Lord, not by other humans, but by Satan because Job was a good and honest man.”

I really wish I had figured it out before I woke up. Though I wasn’t at all confused in the dream.

Also I am in no way, shape, or form in the slightest bit pregnant in real life.

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Answer by Stephen K
Pregnancy means dreams. You have a dream you believe in. People think you should give up that dream

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Question by : What is causing my muscle spasms and other symptoms?
I was diagnosed with adult ADHD about 2 years ago, and took Vyvanse 50 mg daily as part of my treatment. It seems that throughout my treatment, I developed some involuntary muscle twitches/spasms and other symptoms which I have described below. I have stopped taking my medication due to these negative side effects, but the symptoms have not stopped.
-I noticed that when I wake up in the morning and am getting close to shave, I twitch and it makes it hard to line up my sideburns properly (I eventually can line it up properly, but I always twitch a couple times while trying to line my razor up).
-My body twitches other times, but it seems like no one else can notice them. They’re not huge twitches, but I can definitely feel them and they can get quite annoying. Twitching increases when I get nervous. I thought that it had something to do with my heart or some other abnormality, but I went to a doctors check up and he said I am very healthy and in-shape.
-I went through some sort of personality change after I graduated from high school and went to college, which is also when I started taking the medication, so I’m not sure if it is just age and the onset of whatever disorder this is or the medication which caused all this. I use to be a very social, cool, and popular guy. Now, I am more introverted, and spend lots of time just on my computer (like I am doing right now). I simply feel that I don’t have enough energy to socialize, and it effects my life in various ways that you can imagine. Socializing use to be easy, fun, and natural. Now, I feel like I have to muster up all my energy in order to make basic daily conversation even with close friends, and it is still difficult and never feels natural.
-Now this is the only thing that I have been experiencing my whole life. I have never been able to stay in a solid relationship with anyone. Any time it comes to the point in a relationship where it is getting close, I always can’t seem to continue on past then. It always starts off really well, but then something ends up ruining it for me. For example, I’ve been in several relationships with many quality women. But at some point, i’ll get paranoid and find out one bad thing about them, like they are hanging out with a guy just as friends, and my mind will obsess about it to the point where I seem to come to all these conclusions about how we just aren’t right for each other, and I have to end the relationship. It seems like I just can’t accept any imperfections in people that I am close to. Everything seems like a personal attack on me, and maybe this is based on self confidence, but I’ve always been like this. I have been through this same pattern so many times, that I am unbelievably fed up with it.
-It’s always been hard for me to stay focused on one task in the long-term, and make long term goals. I’m not like the typical ADHD adult that you imagine, with tons of energy and talking non stop. I am pretty controlled for the most part, but I always take a long time to do things. When a friend will come over to hang out, I will always take a long time getting ready to head out for the night, or whatever the occasion is. I can notice that they can get frustrated with me because I always forget to get something. i.e. 1.”Oh crap I forgot my socks, hold on one second. Sorry man.” I am never totally ready right away when they come over, I always have to apologize several times for not being ready right away. This can be very frustrating not only for myself, but for my friends.
-I am actually a very smart and athletic guy, and I always have been. I scored high on all my IQ tests, SATs, and ACTs. For some reason, I have never been able to do well in college. I have had my try at college 4 different times, and every time I have failed every class and not been able to even finish the quarter/semester. I always come into the class with lots of confidence and motivation, and every time I think “Wow theses classes sure are easy, this is going to be an easy semester! Hooray!”. I have never had trouble understanding anything in class. But by the time we’re 3/4 of the way through the semester, my work has piled up on me and I can’t get motivated to catch up, even though I am definitely fully capable. I just accept failure in my mind. This has probably been the worst part for me. It even effects my job life. I always end up just stopping going to work, no matter how good my job is. I had a high paying job at the hospital at one point, but I eventually just stopped going because of all these reasons I had as to why the job was stopping me from “actually succeeding” in life. I realize that all this makes little sense.
-Now that I look back, I’ve ruined so many opportunities with amazing things not only with people, but also with occupations and my education. I’ve ruined them all. I’ve never been a depressed person, but I can ge
continued… but I can get depressed now because of all these failures in life buliding up. Anyone have any idea what this could be? I’m going to my doctor to get checked out pretty soon, so I’ll find out. Any help would be great!

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Answer by Gee
Most likely related to stress and trauma. Could also possibly be related to schizophrenia.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuozO6E7vhUCnQwAzt5OcDTsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110806115326AAS7L5c

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Question by : Can ya read these jokes and not laugh?
I guess you can get too health conscious. My wife and I don’t have a lot of “junk food” in the house. Upon eating a snack of some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all. He replied wide-eyed, “You mean these are just for fun ?”

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A kindergarten teacher asked, “What is the shape of the earth ?” One lil’ girl spoke up: “According to my Daddy — terrible!”

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Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil’ tyke piped up, “Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you !”

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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was that?

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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special target of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.” “You’re on, old man,” the braggart replied. “Let’s see what you got.” The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, “All right. Get in.”

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Two bright young engineers applied for the same position at a computer company. Since they had identical qualifications, the company asked the two applicants to take a ten-question test. At the conclusion of the test, one of the applicants was called into the manager’s office. “I have graded the test, and you both scored nine correct answers and got one answer wrong. Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to the other applicant.” “And why would you choose him if we both got nine questions correct?” asked the rejected applicant. “We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,” said the Department manager. “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?” the rejected applicant inquired. “Simple,” said the Department manager, “The other gentleman answered Question #5, ‘I don’t know.’ Your answer to Question #5 was, ‘Neither do I.’”

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Answer by Kitty
1 and 6 were funny, the others corny. LOL

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Question by Wdkg: Which names for my 2 main characters?
Main Girl age 14:

Personality – Witty, outgoing, sarcastic, people pleaser, impatient, trustworthy, loyal.

Appearance – Medium length, light brown, curly hair. Dark blue, deep eyes. Chubby cheeks, round face. About 5′3″, average weight.

Name options -

Tori
Charlie
Natalia
Kaile [Pronounced : Kail]
Elise

** Is Kaile too masculine? I looked up the meaning of Kale and it means “man”. Kaile is spelled differently, but pronounced the same.. what do you think?

Suggestions? [Has to be a name that's not overly common]

Main Boy age 15:

Personality – Confident, smart, sly, little bit cocky, loyal, smooth talker.

Appearance – Short, curly, chocolate brown hair. Bright green eyes. Fit / in shape with muscles, but not overly buff. About 5′11″. Average weight. Mature face.

Name options -

Emerson
Wynn
Caleb
Kale

Suggestions?

THANKS!

Best answer:

Answer by diya
I think you can better go for “Ingy pinki ponki, father has a donkey…..”

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